We dropped the kids off at school and waited for my wife’s friends, Jenny and Alexandra, to arrive. Today was girls shopping day, and the three had planned to jump into Jenny’s car and head to Vallarta after the morning child drop-off.
Escuela del Mundo has a strict policy about being on time; be there at eight a.m. sharp, or receive a tick mark. Three ticks, and your kid is suspended for a day. And if you arrive after 8:15, forget it, you’ll take junior back home with you.
Jenny arrived with four year old Olivia at about 8:04. Olivia stood outside the fence watching the other kids doing their morning “greet the day” ritual on the playground. Jenny explained why they missed gate-time.
“It sounds crazy coming from a north American perspective, but literally just getting the car out of our Mexican house is a multi-part procedure,” Jenny started. “We’ve got three doors, three separate keys, and I need to prop open the garage doors with blocks, roll the car out, hop back out of the car, remove the blocks, close the doors, re-lock. . .” she trailed off.
“So it takes ten-plus minutes just to get going!” my wife empathized.
“I forgot one set of keys, and had to run all the way back up to the top floor to get them!”
Time ticked to 8:13 and Alexandra hadn’t yet arrived. In two minutes she’d be at risk of needing to bring her young daughters on the shopping spree.
Suddenly her 4-Runner burst around the corner, kicking dust as it slid to a stop. Seven year old Summer and little sis Charlotte scurried across the back seat and sprinted to the gate, as mom hustled to get them in before the deadline.
“It’s just crazy!” Alexandra started as she wiped her brow and her girls joined their respective classes. “It’s so hard to get going, nobody gets it.”
“Oh, we get it!” Jenny chimed in.
“There’s so much running around, breakfast, getting dressed; and then the cat caught a snake!”
“A snake?”
“Yeah, she pretty much killed it, and then I thought about the chickens. The chickens are all cooped up, we never let them out, and they’re really angry all the time. You can see it in their faces, they hate the pens. They hate me! One of them pecks me every chance she gets.”
“So you never let them out of the cages?” my wife mused. “They'd probably eat your garden.”
“Yeah! Plus, you know, they poop everywhere. But they LOVE snakes! It’s so funny, one will grab it and run, and the others will chase. It's like a cartoon! Then two will pull either end and they’ll play tug-of-war and. . .”
“So this is why you’re late?” I asked.
Such is life in Mexico. Living here is less about drug cartels and more about the daily intersection of man, machine, and nature. And chickens.